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Useless and uncertain

To reiterate: don’t.

Peanuts on DB. This is a WARNING to our readers

We want MORE OF THIS. Sorry to our readers called 130kmh

These bottles contain so much gas

Lecker.

As ever, apologies to all readers called Kruiser

I’m overwhelmed by the punctuality.

P.s. if you happen to be named Punctuality, we apologise for our flippancy

Surely the rain can’t be helping?

Unrelated. Loving this use of the Barbican as a set

Surely the rain can’t be helping?

Unrelated. Loving this use of the Barbican as a set

Not a third conurbation sharing the phonetic similarity. How is this explained?

But I’m hoping these binoculars are for bird watching

My deepest apologies to all readers called Protest

This feels racist

Sorry to readers called Gemüse

It’s on me for not applying a 1.5 multiplier when booking

(Apologies to all readers called DeutschBahn)

And he’s not going to support the PORD

Sorry to all our friends & followers called PORD

Fake spider fan is NOT going to be pleased

Not worth the spiders.

Sorry to all our readers called Credits.

Devastating plot twist … apologies to all our readers called ‘plot twist’

Sorry to all our readers called “Weird Red Robot”

BRING BACK THE TIE FIGHTER

Apologies to all our readers called bickering

Feels like an odd choice

Preserving spiders is not one of those

I find his love of spiders understandable. Where is his GF though!?

Sorry to all our readers who are spiders

Readers, can you recommend a psychologist

Previously unidentified tulip/spider silk synergy?

Sorry to all our readers called:

Bix

Goorman

Chandrila

Mothma

Actually Luther is a good name too.

I’m not interested in land based travel (apologies to all our readers called ‘land based’)

Sorry to all planets called Goorman

He’s on the side of the spiders. She’s not going to like this

Maybe his mum was right

No wonder there’s trauma there.

Sorry to all our followers called Weetabix

But I want them to work

Goorst is a shit name (sorry for all our readers called Goorst: https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll)

Kind of giving Stephen merchant

Seems poorly thought through

I’m not not into it

TIE fighters and Netanwaahri naan

A smugness? An irrelevance? Suggestions in the comments

Comment if you get it 😉

Your love keeps us going! Special thanks to Nuper and Khamstakaak!

Of one’s own emancipation

Audience engagement is booming

The more oversized a blazer, the better

We do not deserve this type of comparison

Enough for berghain?

We never found out. Any Latin-head, let us know in the comments

Or worse, expelled

Get your mind out of the gutter.

I’ve had one on you bruda

A water bitte

But infinite bread

Photos only from >15m

Wearing my jacket in the traditional style is no longer acceptable. My grandmother (on my father’s side) is turning in her grave. Christ the words per post is suffering!

It’s made of textile

Neue museum or berghain? If only there were polls

Men with pointy hats

The neuemuseum staff have many

Aliens confirmed. But uninvolved in pyramid construction

Profound insights into paleolithic trade routes

The implications to paleolithic trade routes are profound

Backpacks are clearly a no-no

This man would know

I was only trying to be polite

This is such an argument for biphasic sleep. This must be how cavemen felt all the time

They’ve never been to park end

Including supplements yet to be discovered. I’ve never felt more healthy

This is why we left twitter

It may, in fact, not be a poll

(more…)

And so are the posts. Can we equate volume to quality?

The worms are porridge

One is consuming significantly more worms than the others

We’d still be there now

I’m quite proud

And not even a UPF

Sehr nicht chillig

Reach out for my CV

Where is my Harris tweed?

Maneskin to this. Sad. Italy is a mess.

They were, in fact, not too narrow

Seemless transition to techno

But also desperately don’t

May be considered alive and kicking

Shockingly dry. Though it’s growing on the author

The easiest upsell of my lyfe

But not enough

Spice popping

Surprises controlled with class

Profound. And yet not de-whetting

Trust insipiring

In it for the love of the game

Oddly not de-whetting me

I just want 407 to be abholbereit

Get my chops greazy

First press of the very beer at its purest

Whets one’s appetite like nothing else

Destiny

But alas

If I could I would

Set your clocks

Showdown on prime time. 19:30 CEST (13:30 EST). The question everyone wants answered

Comforting

Not an axis of evil. But still unappetising

I’ve been going since it opened

Why are they here?

Are we diminishing the brand?

You know the Kebap is going to be elite

Graffiti should be left to English hipsters

It will go with honour. Poor battery health is a sign of its service

Country roads

Where is the patriarchy when you need it

Not sure that’s correct

We’ve debased ourselves rather

A complete nipple

The pass remains

don’t ask for permission

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Most upvoted comment gets a voucher.

I don’t queue in beeline

one of a long list of common cravings you can satisfy

SF showed a near total disregard

Breeds romantic virtuosity

Unfortunately the author is no longer with us

Dumplings are sauced

Both bonded by the ggloop

A daughter, Glucose

All cuffs roled. The quad

Hiked + rolls. Both excellent

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They need thirds. This is prehistoric

Universal language

Compensates for all desired earnestness

Not all it promised

Narrowly. Now for bedsheets

Would that it were open

Arriving in earnest

One Third > two seconds

Seems only fair

Imagine if there were tins

I can’t pull of dicker

We are confronted by a tantalising choice upon arrival. That or bed. We shall see how our nerves are holding

But I like the music

As a means of live chat

An incomplete journey

I hope our third is in safer hands

He said it, not me

I’m grateful for the traffic

Midnight train nach Georgien

Is he reading the blog. One of many

Comparable to the nightingale. Bossman is treating us

And then took an uber because their hands were cold

Follow the money

Serenaded by the nightingale. Our hair swept. We descend on our third

I’m cringing

That’s not where I want to be

We shall not be returning. 50 cent from guilt

Write that down.

Finally doing its job

Couldn’t be us. We don’t need the traffic

Write that down.

Not in a place like this. The fleas. Could you imagine?

Wedding bands look sick. More rings for men

Delayed in partisan airspace

Maybe a bit of a dance?

Bigoted by nature

But who are we to judge

Ideal for the juices

Have we become too self-referential?

Dialogue + scribe vs. Trialogue.

Discuss.

There are bound to be issues. But the answer is en route

Older now, still we rise above.

The Irish have good PR

But we rise above

In a hipster spoons

When we hit 1000

Use Yeovalley20 for a discount

Cartier x Berghain?

Tells you everything

We need to take a cold hard look at the supply chain.

Got better after the Bronze Age

Always exploitative

When one’s mind is in other things

The natural enemy to inspiration

Less holidays in 🇬🇷 more haute trance

Sometimes you need to forge your own, sleeveless, path

She dropped the ball with this one

We are among kindred spirits

Black t-shirts are essential

If not, then why not?

A newe direction for the blogge?

Might have been tasty

A new frontier for the blogge

And scarcity makes them sparkle

But who are we to judge

Should stay well away from drinks

Bucket hats is another entirely (wardrobe musings)

The bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe

Because the author has a short half life

Caps should have a cap

But they also don’t wash their hands

90s trackie tops leave me cold

Yet to penetrate the continent

Curtain and stickers to cover all manner of sins

But who are we to judge?

Start with the glasses?

Who am I to judge

How many hands is it _really_ worth?

The search party may be compromised by arrival

Even in the face of apparent prejudice

An odd location for the bag. But who are we to judge

Need I say more

Rarely spoke in Germany

Not yet tempted, but in a year…

Not yet seen at Fandango. Least of all on a Tuesday

Out of spite

Not as unique as you like to think mate

Our host was not adequately warned

Needs a higher bar for entry

Haunting me, still now.

Discuss

I’m starting to think you might be a fan

Yeah.. but I do love ballet

But alas I’m not around

Much like winter, Wilson is coming. He’s in the air. About to land on Teutonic soil. What treasures will he find on his arrival? We are on tenterhooks

Black room is potentially a bit much, but we’re ready for the chance to take us

Evidence disagrees

Intimate and full of possible pitfalls

Unoptimised for Gemüsekebap traffic flows

Not as ambient as migas

As common as a house sparrow on the streets of Berlin

But my grandma (on my Bosnian mothers side) made a better one

So gauche

They have a purpose

Then you know where you are

A lost antonym?

A profoundly spiritual experience was had

_drowning_ in omegranate molasses

The better the colour, the better the kebap

The gemuse really is the key to the kebap

Isabel has disproven the Deezer hypothesis. Simply beautiful

A perfect measure of quality. It’s not looking good Isabel Soto

And yet in Central Europe. The jet setting elite of plants

How techno was intended to be heard

We’re not ones to dox ourselves. No more references to the red rocking chair

cooler and more complex than its Essex big brother 🍊

May be the reason for all this inspiration

It’s so easy it’s almost cheating

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Left shoes are by far my preference

Surely a sign of a failed society

Tom cruise could never

Much more powerful than throwing cans?

House style

So many profound thoughts have been needlessly lost

Sign of a great tram DJ

Would it have mattered?

The old white guy is getting aggro

Even the protagonists are flawed (but are their actions justified to overthrow an oppressor?)

Outmanouvering the haters

Someone find an Airbnb in Juuuubz

Sadiq, you’ve been put in notice

Impossible in the big smoke , but doubles the charm

Obliterated this evening. Moskva or get out

Aperol: tacky, capitalist, bland. Campari: nuanced, intellectual, elevated.

Appreciated. Worthy of a salary?

If you don’t know it, try it.

We’re getting in

Write that down

Invariably champagne socialists

But not too much, we’re aloof

Even berghain

I love Amotic’s blue period

Western democracy is crumbling

Perhaps the only word that captures the essence of DB

Challenge accepted

How does one polish them?

Spends a penny standing up

The prospect is tantalising. I am Icarus, and I want a tan

I’m all for playing with space, but we need time for readability

This one trick to losing a lb in half an hour that doctors don’t want you to know

Attack that feeling with 250g of microwave rice and some ggloopy fiish

At this point I’d settle for 70%

Shit advice when you’re trying to reach the east

No match for DB pathfinding. The crow flies via Dusseldorf.

Is the author the only thing yet to die?

Destination is in the orient, but one hates to stand still

The antithesis of German engineering

10/115

7/171 — what a way to finish. +5+8

A high hand

17/164. Prophetic?

Not even illegal

17/105

30/147. Homophobic sentiment unintentional

Unless I win

124 tasty ones

Don’t tell the US 11/88

21/117

Gives me 28 naughty ones (113)

26/77

Makes 85

24/96 — smut adjacency > linguistic accuracy

Sarcasm for the win

15/72. Replacing vowel with vowel. The circle of life

But fendr wasn’t accepted 😞

Please assist

17/51

Delphinitely no atrocities here

18/57. Why always me?

5/34

9/39. Cheap. Lazy. Effective

Would that it were tso many more

Tensions rise like the tides

Blackjack makes 29. They are jealous

13/30

The smutty play plays

Expressz

Serious danger

We’re all mongers here

After 8

Alas, this is the best I could do

Or am I turning fluent

👆🏻🤗♾️🆙

You can

Portent of things to come?

Would that they were all permitted

They are

17: importantly seperate from Houston. And the scrawl is entirely penile

16

Could have been 18 🙄

Vexologically stimulating

Both fans of good footmongery

The crow was a red herring

x2

Definition of Vanilla.

High praise indeed, still ringing in my ears

With the result that one misses ones stop

💥

Despite this, booze monger is an absolute atrocity

This is an atrocity

An atrocity for separation

It was hoochie

Favourite of the SAS

Pernod

Essential for a good digestif

Needs work

Synergy